Intercepted E-mail Correspondence with Jeffrey Dahmer

The following is a series of E-mail correspondence between famed murderer/cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer and Bert. Contains violent language, reader's discretion is advised.

to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)
from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)
subject: Greetings!
At 11:37 AM 11/26/94 -0800, Bert wrote:

Hello Jeffrey! Remember me.. Bert! We met once at the Evil People Convention. How's it been hanging?

I've been busy myself. Are you still doing a lot of carving? How's the meat this season.

Bert

to: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)
from: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)
subject: (re:)Greetings!
At 8:31 PM 11/27/94 -0700, Jeffrey Dahmer wrote:

Bert,

Of course I remember you! You were the one who gave e that recipe for Infant Soup. Thanks a million.

I've been fine, the seasons been great, lots of fresh sweet meat.

I love kids. BTW if I remember right you have a Children related occupation.

Do you think you can source me some seven year olds?

Jeffrey

to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)
from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)
subject: Kids
At 9:43 PM 11/27/94 -0800, Bert wrote:

Jeff,

Sure I can! How many do you need?

There are lots of kids here. (nice and plump)

I'll send you a sample soon.

Bert

to: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)
from: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)
subject: (re:)Kids
attachment: Butchering.txt

At 7:20 PM 11/30/94 -0700, Jeffrey Dahmer wrote:

Wow, the leg you sent me was excellent! I want more.

Can I get some by the bulk?

Also attached is a file on how to prepare the meat.

This way you can keep the meat in prime condition.

Jeffrey

to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)
from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)
subject: Sweet Meat
At 6:24 PM 11/31/94 -0800, Bert wrote:

Jeff,

Thanks for the text file you sent. It was very informative. I'll make sure the next batch of meat I'll send over will be prepped this way.

Bert