Bert is Evil

How did Mr. Hooper really die?

The following is the true account of the events leading to the death of Mr. Hooper, Sesame Street store owner

Intercepted E-mail Correspondence with Jeffrey Dahmer

The following is a series of E-mail correspondence between famed murderer/cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer and Bert. Contains violent language, reader&

Interview with the Muppet Spokesperson Kermit the Frog

The following is an interview with Kermit, reporter, correspondent, and Muppet spokesperson . Some scenes deemed explicit by the editor have

Interview with Elmo Monster

⚠️he following is an interview with Elmo, the cutest alleged heroin and cocaine addict. Some scenes deemed explicit by the

Interview with Best Buddy Ernie

⚠️The following is an interview with Ernie, best friend, roommate and confidant to Bert. Some scenes deemed explicit by the

What the hell is this site all about?

It all started around mid 1995. I was a newbie into the Internet. It was an exciting new medium. I

This is a mug shot of Bert from the files of the San Francisco Police Department

We have reason to believe that Bert of Sesame Street is evil and that you should keep your children away. Here in these pages are collected incriminating images and documents that prove that Bert is not the lovable harmless geek he so successfully makes us thin..